Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- For real
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
As if You're Past Your Prime History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! actually meaning (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture has become totally overhyped. Like, for real, people lose their minds over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't deal with a little bit of criticism. Give me a second! {People need to chill out and learn how to just let it go.
It's, not like people are. It rarely. Plus, no one's perfect. We should just let it go instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
The Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever feel like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna amplify your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, conquering every argument and leaving your competitors in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!
- To begin, master the art of logic. Those haters rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
- Second, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to interrupt those peasants who dare to question you.
- Ultimately, always remember: winning is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly classic internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a point, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to launch into an entirely different topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go haywire.
It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original statement.
It's a comedy of errors that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just roll your eyes.
Unpacking the Fall of "Aksually"|
It all started innocently enough. Back in the mid-aughts, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering the heck was happening.
- But then
By around, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.
Whatever is that by 2018, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in forgotten corners of YouTube. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.